So forgive my blogging folly.

Dear Lady at Sainsbury's checkout - Part I
I know I look younger than my years, and I know that my new fringe and lack of makeup this morning may have made me look younger, but did I really not look old enough to buy a bottle of wine?! Surely one good thing about being ... *gasps* 37 ... is the fact I don't have to worry about being ID'd?? Apparently not it seems. And as for your colleague thinking I look "at least 18, if not 25"... gee, thanks.
Yours in bewilderment, Legitimately Allowed to Consume Alcohol
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Dear Lady at Sainsbury's checkout - Part II
On the flip side of being ID'd for buying a bottle of wine, I should also thank you for thinking that I may not be old enough to buy said bottle!
Yours smugly, Way Older than you Think
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Hey you, groups of high school kids walking past B and I
OPEN YOUR FLIPPIN' EYES! Every single Friday, at least one of you fails to see us coming towards you - even when you seemingly are looking right at us, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?! - and trips over us. TAKE YOUR TEENAGE BLINKERS OFF!!
Yeh Cheers, Your fellow Pavement users
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Dear Cold Virus
OK, time to beat it. And don't think you can slink your way into B on your way oot the door either.
Yours, Spaced out and Blocked up
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Dear B
It's Friday teatime, i'm missing your wee face already. You'd think nearly 2 years on I'd be used to this arrangement. Apparently not. Can't wait to see you tomorrow wee yin!
Mummy xxx
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Dear Bathroom
If I leave the Cif Power Cleaner out, any chance of giving yourself a clean? I got better things to do tonight, like catching up on Sky+ stuff. Much obliged.
Yours in blind hope.
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LOL! Great letters! I posted similar notes to my vacuum, dishwasher and broom. Apparently they have not read them yet as they have not gotten up and started doing their work. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI find the Sainsbury's policy awful. Patronising, anal, 'bureaucracy gone mad' etc. I ceased to find it flattering a couple of years ago!
ReplyDeletefirst time i've been on the receiving end of it, doubt i'll see the funny side of it if there's a next time! x
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